Meet Derpy
Derpy loves to go outside on her harness, play fetch, drink out of the toilet, and other dog things. Derpy suffers from species dysmorphia and believes she was born a dog in a cat's body. Derpy's favorite current toy: three pipe cleaners twisted together that gets better hang time than a frisbee.
Facts About Me
- Age 1
- Nicknames Lil Derp, Pookie, Derp Derp, Derpina, Lil Baby
- Dislikes Her roommate Melvin Bob Cat, baths, not getting to go outside when it's cold or raining
- Foods ALL THE CANNED WET FOOD IN THE WORLD
- Pastimes Chasing sparkler toys, playing fetch, going outside, being chatty
Comments (0)
- So cute!
- How adorable!
- Love!
- 🐱
- 😻
- 🏆
Have an account? Log In
