Possible Psychopath, likes to dart around the house like a crazed animal, jumps up door frames, likes to scratch our new sofas and carpet. Can be cute sometimes, hates being told what she can and cant do. Will do anything for a tin of applaws. Half a moustache, easy to pick out in a line up, if I'm found dead, it was the cat...
Her sides being touched, being told off!
Applaws chicken breast
Playing with frog on a string, playing through the bannister, jumping up door frames, laying on my servants