With a voice that could strip paint, and a penchant for cross-dressing, Steed is the kindest of cats. He's an excellent Dad to his family of stuffed animals, and lines them up at the front door to greet me when I arrive home.
Best Cat in the World, No-No-No-Oh my god No!
Petroleum products. Give him some plastic to chew and he's in heaven.
My immoral use of my lap for anything other than him, no bird food in the feeder.