Meet Barnie Louise Skolnik
Barnie, a girl with a boy's name, was born a diva. Striking blue eyes and Siamese points to match, she settled into her role as queen of the household upon crossing the threshold. You may speak to her only if spoken to and touch her only with permission and you must provide her with ice-cold water on demand. At worst, she is quarrelsome; at best, she will curl up on the bed with her person, rest her head on that shoulder, and fall asleep making humming noises that sound like an angel's breath.
- Age 13
- Nicknames Barnbarn
- Dislikes Wet cat food, the other cats she lives with
- Foods Purina Natural and nothing but
- Pastimes Admiring herself