New Product Cures Embarrassing Feline Baldness
April 1, 2016
Is your hairless cat embarrassed by his folicular challenges? Is his confidence suffering? Finally, there's a cure for embarassing feline baldness! Thanks to Furgaine, your hairless cat will become a veritable furball in three months or less*. This miracle catnip-scented cat-hair regrowth treatment is proven to regrow cat hair faster than any other cat hair regrowth formula on the market.** Save your cat the embarrassment of being hairless; get Furgaine today!*
*results may vary.
** there are no others.
*** Available April 1st only.
Happy April Fool's Day!
(For the record, we adore hairless cats just the way they are!!)